Trailer Park Boys Quotes

Once a trailer park boy, always a trailer park boy. – Ricky

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Holy ****, purple squirrels! – Ricky

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The whole idea of it’s got me pretty damn frisky, too! It’s been, uh…Been quite a while since that stuff went on with me. I’m really frisky! – Bubbles

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We got this plutonium kind of love shit going and I don’t wanna fuck that up, all right. – Ricky

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That was a prick job! – Bubbles

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I shot my Daddy in the bum and Mommy’s gonna get mad at me. – Trinity

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After today we’re gonna be a legal family. It’s gonna be pretty cool, right, it’s gonna be on paper and everything. – Ricky

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This man can’t represent anyone…Your Honor! He’s a complete and total idiot! – Prosecutor

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See, now you can always tell something about a person by the way they treat animals. One hour with Ricky and the dog’s on drugs. – Desiree

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You better back off, you no-shirt, lawn-mowing, 15-cheeseburger-eating prick. – J-Roc

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I’ve met cats and dogs smarter than Cory and Trevor, in fact most cats and dogs are smarter than Cory and Trevor. – Ricky

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It’s a Catch-23 situation. – Ricky


What the fuck are you looking at, huh? Don’t fuckin’ stare at me! – Ricky

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I beg your pardon; I was only a real cop. I was never an important Mall-Cop like you, Rick. – Mr. Lahey

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Listen, I was unaware that I had an appointment with you fine people today. As it turns out I have another engagement: I plan to get DRUNK! – Mr .Lahey

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Nobody really knows Ricky the way I do. I just hope he’s all right after putting his lips on Mr. Lahey’s bum. – Bubbles

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Yeah, but how can you tell which one is the supreme? – Trevor

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Randy, a lot of barbecues look alike. You’re probably on drugs or confused or something like you usually are. – Julian

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Well Rick, looks like you fucked your shit goose this time, doesn’t it? – Mr. Lahey

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You’re not prostituting yourself for cheeseburgers again, are ya, Randy? – Julian

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Closed for renovations?! This is fucked! – Ricky

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If I can’t play, Randy, no one can. – Lahey

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What are you looking at my gut for? – Phil

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U.N. president J. Edgar Hoover once said, “Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country. – Lahey

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Tic-toc Tic-toc. Shit clocks tickin’ Rick. – Lahey

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You are the dumbest cop on the force, George. The dumbest. – Lahey

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You look kind of French with your little mustache, there. I’m gonna call you Steve French! That’s a good name for you. – Bubbles

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You just opened Pandora’s shitbox, Ray! – Lahey

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Boys, my legs are all jankity-janked. – Bubbles

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