Chocolate is cheaper than therapy and you don’t need an appointment. -Catherine Aitken

Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form od communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets. -Milton Zelma

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. -John Q. Tullius

There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with chocolate. -Linda Grayson

If I have chocolate around, I will eat it. I love it, I love it, I love it. I like a piece every day. -Julia Louis Dreyfus

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt! -Lucy Van Pelt

Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk. -Homer Simpson

Caramels are only a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. -Milton Hershey

And above all.. Think Chocolate. -Betty Crocker

