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I changed my password everywhere to ‘incorrect’. That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, ‘Your password is incorrect’.

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I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

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Why do people say “no offense” right before they’re about to offend you?

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

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Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. -Sam Levenson

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Misers aren’t fun to live with but they make wonderful ancestors. -David Brenner

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. -Doug Larson

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My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. -Caroline Rhea

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