“Uncle Bill, the throat singing, it was a whole new level of eloquence. Some serious Bugs Khoomei.” – Thea
“Your musical acumen is most impressive.” – Bill
“You have had many counterintuitive ideas over the years, but this is by far the counterintuitivest of them all, dude!” – Bill
“Be excellent to each other.” – Bill
“And party on, Dudes.” – Ted
“Sometimes things don’t make sense until the end of the story.” – Bill and Ted
“That’s what my dad always said.” – Kelly
“I have a feeling things are about to change in the most outstanding way.”–Ted
“It’s a rusty bucket, dude.”–Ted
“You’re not here to back us.”–Bill
“We’re here to back you.”–Ted
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“Dudes, the booth is obviously a tunnel to the quantum realm.” -Kid Cudi
“You want some Bill and Ted, punk?” -Prison Ted
“Mistakes were made. Apologies are given.”–Dennis
“It wasn’t so much the song that made the difference, it was everyone playing it together.” -Billie and Thea.
“I am sorry that fame went to my head. It was intoxicating.”–Death
“This is the story of our most excellent dads.” — Billie
“Not long before we were born, they were told they were gonna write a song that was going to unite the entire world.” – Billie
“Which they had thought they had done with their hit single, ‘those who rock’.” — Thea
“Not only did it not unite the world, but the band fell apart.” — Billie
“Please enjoy the first three movements of ‘that which binds us through time: the chemical, physical, and biological nature of love, an exploration of the meaning of meaning (pt.1)’.” — Bill and Ted
“You didn’t time travel!” — Chief Logan
“We did.” — Ted
“Your wives aren’t from medieval England.” — Chief Logan
“They are.” — Bill
“You didn’t go to heaven and hell.” — Chief Logan
“We did.” — Bill
“All I ever see them do is sit around, listen to music.” – Chief Logan
“That is our primary activity, definitely.” — Thea
“25 years ago, Wyld Stallyns played a concert at the Grand Canyon. One month go, you played the elks lodge in Barstow, California for 40 people, most of whom were there only because it was $2 taco night, whatever the hell that means. You were supposed to unite the world in song.” — The Great Leader
“The great turntable is tipping. That there is the center of space and time. San dimas 700 years ago, 7:17 p.m. my father believed that the song could be the nexus point that brings humanity into rhythm and harmony.” — Kelly
“How?” — Bill
“We only discovered this recently, but without it, reality will collapse, and time and space will cease to exist.” — Kelly
“Sometimes things don’t make sense until the end of the story.” — Bill and Ted reading the inscription on rufus’ time keeper
“That’s what my dad always said.” — Kelly
“Now alls we gotta do is write the greatest song ever written.” — Bill
“That brings the entire world into rhythm and harmony.” — Ted
“And saves reality as we know it.” — Bill
“All through… time.” — Ted
“Dude. We’ve spent our whole life trying to write the song that will unite the world. What makes us think we can write it in, like, 75 minutes?” — Ted
“Ted, we had to have written that song. The people in the future told us we did.” — Bill
“Well, if we haven’t written it yet, but we know we’re gonna at some point, why can’t we just go to the future when we have written it?” — Ted
“And take it from ourselves!” — Bill
“Ted! You have had many counterintuitive ideas over the years, but this is by far the counterintuitivest of the all, dude!” — Bill
“Except, won’t that be stealing?” — Ted
“How is that stealing, if we’re stealing it from ourselves, dude?” — Bill
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“I could not agree more.” — Bill
“Girls, you’re not here to back us.” — Bill
“We’re here to back you.” — Ted
We’re your band. — Bill
“Whoa.” — Billie and Thea
“Tambourine is not as easy as it looks.” — Death
“Okay. See, contrary to what some have argued, universal wave function is, epistemologically speaking, both cyclic and separating. In other words…” — Kid Cudi
“Excuse me, Kid Cudi, I don’t mean to be rude, but we have like four and a half minutes.” — Ted.
“Dudes, the booth is obviously a tunnel to the quantum realm!” — Kid Cudi
“My name is Dennis. Dennis McCoy.” — Dennis McCoy
“In case you’re wondering, I’m essentially an infinite me.” — Ted
“And so, it wasn’t so much the song that made the difference.” — Billie
“It was everyone playing it together.” — Thea
“I believe our adventure through time has taken a most serious turn.” – Ted
“All we are is dust in the wind, dude.” – Ted
