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Christmas Vacation Movie Quotes

Make your Christmas Merrier with these Christmas Vacation Movie Quotes.

“Looks great. Little full, lotta sap.” – Clark Griswold

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“Do you hear it? It’s a funny, squeaky sound!” – Aunt Bethany

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“This isn’t charity; it’s family.” – Clark Griswold

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“Sh*tter’s full.” – Cousin Eddie

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“Hey kids, look! A deer!” – Clark Griswold

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“I’m sorry, this is our family’s first kidnapping.” – Ellen Griswold

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“I was just looking at something for my wife, God rest her soul.” – Clark Griswold

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“Mom? This box is meowing.” – Rusty Griswold

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“What is it? A letter confirming your reservation at the nuthouse?” – Grandpa Art

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“Hallelujah! Holy sh*t! Where’s the Tylenol?” – Clark Griswold

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“If that thing had nine lives, she just spent ’em all.” – Cousin Eddie

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“We’re gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas.” – Clark Griswold

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“Surprised, Eddie?… If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn’t be more surprised.” – Clark Griswold

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“I don’t know what to say, but it’s Christmas, and we’re all in misery.” – Ellen Griswold

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“Yes, it’s a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out.” – Clark Griswold

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“You about ready to do some kissin’?” – Cousin Eddie

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“And why is the carpet all wet, Todddddd?” – Margo Chester

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“You ain’t never seen a set on a dog like this one’s got, Clark.” – Cousin Eddie

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“Is your house on fire, Clark?” – Aunt Bethany

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“Eat my road grit, Liver Lips!” – Clark Griswold

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“Clark, Audrey’s frozen from the waist down.” – Ellen Griswold

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“Would it be indecent to ask the grandparents to stay at a hotel?” – Audrey Griswold

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“Welcome to our home—what’s left of it.” – Ellen Griswold

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“Hurry up, Clark. I’m freezing my baguettes off.” – Art Smith

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“Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Happy Hanukkah.” – Clark Griswold

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Can’t be home this Christmas with your friends and families? Send one of these beautiful Christmas Cards to your loved ones.

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