Top 15 Rick and Morty Quotes That Will Blow Your Mind and Hurt Your Stomach

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die. Come watch TV.

Morty

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Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

Rick

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Morty: I just killed my family! I don’t care who they were!

Rick: I dunno, some people would pay top dollar for that kind of breakthrough.

Rick and Morty

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Those guys are inside you building a piece of sh*t Ethan!! They’re inside you building a monument to compromise!! f*ck them. f*ck those people. f*ck this whole thing Ethan.

Rick

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I’m not looking for judgment, just a yes or no. Can you assimilate a giraffe?

Rick

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Well then get your sh*t together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack, all your sh*t, so it’s together. …and if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere ya know? Take it to the sh*t store and sell it, or put it in a sh*t museum. I don’t care what you do, you just gotta get it together… Get your sh*t together.

Morty

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We’ve got a lot of friends and family to exterminate.

Rick

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Morty: You sold a gun to a murderer so you could play video games?

Rick: Yeah, sure, I mean, if you spend all day shuffling words around, you can make anything sound bad, Morty.

Rick and Morty

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Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty. Lot of people don’t get that.

Rick

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Listen, I’m not the nicest guy in the universe, because I’m the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.

Rick

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They’re robots Morty! It’s okay to shoot them! They’re just robots! It’s a figure of speech, Morty! They’re bureaucrats! I don’t respect them. Just keep shooting, Morty! You have no idea what prison is like here!

Rick

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What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? Y-you realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?

Rick

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You’re a monster. You’re like Hitler but even Hitler cared about Germany or something!

Morty

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Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.

Rick

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I turned myself into a pickle. I’m Pickle Riiiiick.

Rick

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