20 Best Sex Quotes That Are Hilarious & Dirty

“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.” – Woody Allen

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“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.” – Oscar Wilde

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“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Mae West

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“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.” – Woody Allen

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“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.” – Hunter S. Thompson

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“Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.” – Charles Bukowski

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“Sex is an emotion in motion.” – Mae West

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“Books are finite, sexual encounters are finite, but the desire to read and to fuck is infinite; it surpasses our own deaths, our fears, our hopes for peace.” – Roberto Bolaño

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“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.” – Woody Allen

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“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.” – Woody Allen

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“I haven’t had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.” – Lil’ Kim

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“I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.” – Joe Rogan

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“Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go.” – Kingsley Amis

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“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.” – Jimmy Dean

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“Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.” – Andy Warhol

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“Sex is like washing your face – just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it.” – Sophia Loren

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“I need more sex, ok? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.” – Angelina Jolie

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“The only burning passion I’m sure I have, is the passion for sex.” – Robert Crumb

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“I got great sex education, and I always knew that if I wanted to be sexually active, I had to have safe sex.” – Jenny Slate

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“Sex appeal is the keynote of our civilization.” – Henri Bergson

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